No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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