I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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