omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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