apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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