The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
