Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
