Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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