I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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