Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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