Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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