Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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