p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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