I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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