i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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