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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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