Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
