I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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