he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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