Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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