Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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