I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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