The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
My breasts were aching with rage.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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