You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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