One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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