med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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