um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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