i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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