addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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