After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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