I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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