wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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