what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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