Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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