the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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