Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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