I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i would punch a child for taco bell
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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