Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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