This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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