This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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