Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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