You're a womanizer and a bitch.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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