remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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