Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
