I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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