one might say we're banned from that church
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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