In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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