Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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