I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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