Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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