I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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