Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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