i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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