i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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