I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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