Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
handjob tips. give me some.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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