I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Randomize
