Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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