I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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