Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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