Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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