watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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