If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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